that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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