Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
4 words: hood of his car
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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