just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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