and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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