google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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