i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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