I'm lost and stupid without you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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