on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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