I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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