some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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