You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am spending my child support on dildos
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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