Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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