whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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