The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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