whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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