Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
