So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
