Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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