he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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