She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Randomize
