awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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