Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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Goodbee
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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