Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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