I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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