i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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