shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had to cum in my sink.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
