do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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