That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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