There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I AM VODKA MAN
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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