i just had sex bonerless
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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