do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
