Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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