is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i drank out of a bidet.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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