What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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