That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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