gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
NoShamevember. You game?
Just pee around me
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
