she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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