yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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