that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Bring me that man meat
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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