Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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