i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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