I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
