I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My life is pants optional.
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