She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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