But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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