FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
