you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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