If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
pop tarts are not kleenex
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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