Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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