it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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