Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
