Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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