I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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