just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
don't judge my taste in strippers
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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