Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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