shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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