Joe is yelling at the trees again.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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